August 2018 – Syls Amusements

Erdi– Dark Souls Herald

August 29, 2018

So Erdi’s been chatting with Kissie– you know, our orc friend, who does all that modeling over on the *ahem* more professional site. You know, the one that has lighting and an alterations tailor and beer and bail money– yeah. That one.

Anyways, Erdi wanted to say: Merci, Marmotte!

Thanks to Marmotte posting up how to put this armor pack together, I got some really good pictures of Erdi wearing it– in a couple of different bodies via Bodyslide. I believe, though I am not certain, that these bodies are courtesy of one of Wnisewond’s presets.

Link to Skyrim Scandal

We got set up to take some pictures, and wouldn’t you know it, a troll showed up– hazard of the Internets, I guess:

Erdi, is that really how that fight went?

Hahahaha. No. That’s just for you know, Hollywood.

Here’s how that fight went:

You see the troll, you kill the troll.

Done.

Also yeah you wear armor, armor with PANTS…trolls have nasty dirty claws.

Weelll, we got done dealing with the troll and then–

That’s how it went, right Erdi?

Erdi sighs:

Really, she says– who hunts bears, mountain lions and trolls without pants or tunic?

Um. Erdi, how do you explain all that carnage behind you?

Erdi shrugs.

Erdi said this is pretty neat armor, though– it’s kind of modular and has all these pieces that you can trade out.

She’ll show us next time.

ENB is Rudy.

Icons– 4 (Cyrelian… or I told you he could do it, Furb)

August 26, 2018

Marcus says he’s getting bored.

And he says we need to face facts:

Altmer can’t jump.

This prompted a general debate, let me tell you what.

We might as well move on to what we had planned originally with the props available:

But Cyrelian says that since we’re here and the camera crew is still here, he wants to try again:

See? See?!

Cyrelian told everyone he could do it.

Marcus still isn’t convinced.

Truthfully I’m not convinced we’re getting that past Legal. Levitation magick for sure– but… It was a jump!

Marcus is complaining–it’s getting dark out and it’s going to rain and we’re losing the light.

Are we wrapping?

Because he’s hungry.

And there’s a bonfire down on the beach, can we go–

EDIT: Note to self– ENB is Caffeine, editing night shots.

ENB– Caffeine

Location- Aibella Island

Furb’s Casual Clothes- Beach and Club

Realistic Eyeglasses

Barbaric Male Armor for SoS

Furb’s Scoundrel’s Armor Remastered

Immersive Jewelry

Blue Jeans Plus Volume 3

Cyrelian / Screenshots

Icons– 3 (Cyrelian gets permission)

August 22, 2018

Oh, hey– Cyrelian got his contract releases signed by the Thalmor.

Some guy named Ru… Rulululu? That can’t be right.

Anyways he’s some big shot Thalmor– ooh, Third Emissary to Skyrim. Fancy. That seal looks pretty cool, doesn’t it?

Cyrelian is telling us that being Third Emissary to a place like this is like being named Second Attache to the Hall Bathroom. Except that the bathroom guy gets unlimited hot water and medicine-cabinet privileges.

Poor guy.

Ahtar was right, though– that Third Emissary’ll autograph just about anything that looks like a delivery invoice for a crate of Firebrand. Thankfully we had Firebrand in the budget, this time.

This time.

Soo, where were we?

Oh, yes, we were reminding the elf that he has to take his pants off.

Look, guys. We have a sponsor, right?

Yeah.

Where do you think all this stuff in the wardrobe trunk comes from? Huh? You think we pay for it? You can quit laughing over there, Marcus, if you want to keep on wearing those rubies. Those sunglasses weren’t cheap, either.

When a sponsor dares you to– uh, makes a reasonable request– you try to keep that sponsor happy.

Right?

Back into the shorts, Cyrelian! …just be thankful I don’t feel like looking for that daedric banana hammock…

So, I have explained to Cyrelian and our photographer and our… assistant…what’s expected, and they’re going to try to comply.

Assuming that the photographer and assistant want lace gloves and leather dusters– Marcus! — over here now!–yes, they’re going to comply.

Take One:

Guys guys guys… terrible. Just terrible. Try again.

Take Two:

Cyrelian, our legal department says that levitation spells ARE STILL ILLEGAL.

Try not to make it so obvious.

Take Three:

What in Oblivion was that?!

Cyrelian is pouting. He’s saying that he watched ALL the videos, and it’s obvious where that dude learned his jumping skills, it’s obviously a martial art, right? Cyrelian says they had a little training back in Shimmerene, he can do some of that stuff too.

But– that wasn’t even a proper jump, Cyrelian– what we need is for you to–

Cyrelian wants to know why THAT guy gets a break.