Oh, hey– Cyrelian got his contract releases signed by the Thalmor.
Some guy named Ru… Rulululu? That can’t be right.
Anyways he’s some big shot Thalmor– ooh, Third Emissary to Skyrim. Fancy. That seal looks pretty cool, doesn’t it?
Cyrelian is telling us that being Third Emissary to a place like this is like being named Second Attache to the Hall Bathroom. Except that the bathroom guy gets unlimited hot water and medicine-cabinet privileges.
Poor guy.
Ahtar was right, though– that Third Emissary’ll autograph just about anything that looks like a delivery invoice for a crate of Firebrand. Thankfully we had Firebrand in the budget, this time.
This time.
Soo, where were we?
Oh, yes, we were reminding the elf that he has to take his pants off.
Look, guys. We have a sponsor, right?
Yeah.
Where do you think all this stuff in the wardrobe trunk comes from? Huh? You think we pay for it? You can quit laughing over there, Marcus, if you want to keep on wearing those rubies. Those sunglasses weren’t cheap, either.
When a sponsor dares you to– uh, makes a reasonable request– you try to keep that sponsor happy.
Right?
Right?
Back into the shorts, Cyrelian! …just be thankful I don’t feel like looking for that daedric banana hammock…
So, I have explained to Cyrelian and our photographer and our… assistant…what’s expected, and they’re going to try to comply.
Assuming that the photographer and assistant want lace gloves and leather dusters– Marcus! — over here now!–yes, they’re going to comply.
Take One:
Guys guys guys… terrible. Just terrible. Try again.
Take Two:
Cyrelian, our legal department says that levitation spells ARE STILL ILLEGAL.
Try not to make it so obvious.
Take Three:
What in Oblivion was that?!
Cyrelian is pouting. He’s saying that he watched ALL the videos, and it’s obvious where that dude learned his jumping skills, it’s obviously a martial art, right? Cyrelian says they had a little training back in Shimmerene, he can do some of that stuff too.
But– that wasn’t even a proper jump, Cyrelian– what we need is for you to–
Cyrelian wants to know why THAT guy gets a break.
Cyrelian wants a break.
Fine– take a break.
(mumbles) it’s not like you didn’t already…
ENB– Caffeine
Location- Aibella Island
Furb’s Casual Clothes- Beach and Club
Furb’s Scoundrel’s Armor Remastered
Usually Cyr doesn’t crack me up like he did tonight. Where did he learn the martial art skills – Bob’s Karate and Fish Bait Emporium? Lol. But some of those poses were actually pretty good, and he looks great in the shorts….
Excellent set. 🙂 I hope that after all that, er, jumping around, Cyr gets to have a quick lie down. 😀
I think it’s those sunglasses. really.
Also lots of David Lee Roth videos.
LOL! Of course! *smacks head* How did I not recognize the David Lee Roth influence?
Er, can he sing? and flash smoldering looks at the audience? 😉 If so, tell him I’ll have his babies….
(jk – this oven’s closed!)